Nobody Fucking Cares

review of “animal farm”

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rabioheab:

not a very good instructional guide on farming. would NOT recommend to first time farmers

instructions weren’t clear enough, accidentally turned farm into maoist rather than stalinist allegory

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eleneripenneth:

lilyliqueur:

Fucking Wesley the sass master, here.

Because there is never enough Princess Bride.  Ever.

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dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

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sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

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